Seattle Tourism
I co-wrote and edited the script for this video, shot for Specific Northwest.
AJ Jacobs Interview
I interviewed New York Times Bestselling Author AJ Jacobs about his book, Drop Dead Healthy. We conducted a worry exchange and became fast friends, the kind that don’t have to call each other every day or ever again but still are definitely friends.
Winter Provisions: KidFoot #23
I wrote the script for this adorable puppet show performed by Matthew and Ariela at Woot. KidFoot ran on Kids.Woot, which focused entirely on toys, clothing, and items kids and parents would appreciate.
In the Break Room: Episode 7
I wrote the script for this Woot.com video podcast highlighting the, uh, unique culture at Amazon.
In the Break Room: Episode 15
Another Woot.com video podcast I wrote, lamenting the fact that no one knows how great I am.
Woot Innovations: Knife Sharpener
I wrote a fun sketch to highlight the benefits of a knife sharpener sold on Woot.com. Our very indulgent product rep was nice enough to play along.
Never Dress Your Dog in Clothes
I dressed like a dog and rapped about silly clothes on animals. Not all heroes wear capes.
Happy Snacking
I “starred” in this series of videos designed to help you find the perfect snack.
Portable Nacho Delivery System: A Million-Dollar Idea!
I wrote the script for this incredibly genius idea.
Vitamouts: A Million-Dollar Idea!
Turns out vitamins kill you. Who knew?
Bed-Twetter: A Million-Dollar Idea!
Scotch Tape — Ben the Over-Literal Dermestid Beetle Weighs In
I wrote this piece of pedantry about Scotch Tape. Recorded and performed by Matthew.
The Great Cube War
I wrote the script for this Ken Burns-style spoof about cubical warfare, performed by the Woot staff.
Critical Overthinking 