WE SHALL REMEMBER THIS DAY

Scribes! Take chisels to your tablets, and record for posterity this momentous occasion! Let it be known on this day, and on all days forever more, that Randall Cleveland did receive his company’s first ever “Tip of the Hat” award! Such a blessing is received only by those who “do their job, you know, well, but not like enough to change the direction of the company or anything.”

Yes, though it may not be the lustily-coveted “Rave Award,” it is a Tip of the Cap. And it is mine. Forever.